The hexenbiest version of “Santa Baby” (Kylie Minogue version at bottom of post):
Sasha Baby, just slip a love spell under the tree for me.
Been an awful good ‘biest, Sasha Baby.
So hurry down the chimney tonight.
Sasha Baby, the ear to a vengeful reaper too,
I’ll wait up for you, dear.
Sasha Baby, so arm yourself with the scythe tonight.
Think of all the fun I’ll miss,
while our show is on a hiatus.
Next year it could be just as good,
if you’ll check off my spice shop list.
Sasha Baby, I kill the Verrat,
and really that’s not so hot.
Been hexing hard all year,
Sasha Baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight.
Sasha Honey, one little thing I really need,
to keep from Eric,
Sasha Honey, so break into the trailer tonight.
Sasha Cutie, fill my vision with shirtless rage
and no pants.
Rip open that nice shirt,
Sasha Cutie, and rampage through the house tonight!
Come, indulge my fantasies
with some purple shirts bought at Armani’s.
I swoon at the sight of you,
when you strut and straighten your tie.
Sasha Baby, forgot to mention one little thing,
I want that signet ring,
Sasha Baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight…
Hurry down the chimney tonight…